Sunday, November 22, 2009

This is: World's Enemy a.k.a W.E. a.k.a Fonzie

Of THE group, W.E. is the one with the most potential for being a criminal mastermind, a brutal dictator in a medium-sized banana republic or the Mexican equivalent of Bernie Madoff. Fortunately for the world, all this potential is wasted on a man with the attention span of a spoon.

He is a self proclaimed Lesbian and Classic Mini Lover. (As of now... subject to change)

The following is an incomplete (and COMPLETELY factual) list of his temporary obsessions:

  • Dinosaurs
  • Drawing big breasted anime girls
  • Animé
  • Manga
  • Bizarre aspects of Japanese culture
  • RPG and fighting video games
  • Computers
  • Music (he has gone through the ENTIRE range of musical genres except for country)
  • Being a DJ
  • Being a singer (a horrible one) in a band
  • Being a song-writer (ELIELIELIELIELI)
  • Supras (Toyota)
  • Obsessive compulsion for washing of cars
  • Automotive Sound
  • Motorcycles
  • Tacky T shirts
  • Obscenely priced eye glasses & cellphones
  • The writing of emo poetry (he was the original Alpha emo)
  • Lesbians
  • Infant women
  • Older women
  • Pregnant women
  • Big & Fake boobs (double D = small)
  • Beastiality
  • disgusting internet phenomena
  • Body building (PELVIC THRUST)
  • Steroids
  • Vin Diesel's biceps
  • Horrible "comedies" (Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider, David Spade movies).

His most recent fixation revolves around the reading of espionage literature though it is still in its infancy and will most likely mutate into something more bizarre.

His current location is an undisclosed favela in Brazil due to his setting up of a rival donkey show (the Tijuana drug lords don't look too nicely on others moving in on their businesses). This exile and isolation has led to a manifestation of previously unimaginable feelings of friendliness, kindness and work ethic. We all fear this new iteration of W.E.

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