Tel Aviv. NOV/XX/XXXX
The individual in this study codenamed Gabo is a self-obsessed, bitter, all things hating, anti-social, masochistic man that takes pleasure in a lot of things in life. Those include comics, comics, comics, comics related things, and activities dubbed as "geeky". He seems to be a bit of a sports fan and according to him "women."
The individual demonstrated being an avid reader, but chooses to waste that allotted time in sci-fi and horror literature instead of engaging in something substantial.
Although he may act as a happy go lucky man on the outside, he has the alarming traits of a serial killer on the inside. In field tests he had a habit of hitting walls, doors and smashing things during his temper tantrums. He also showed an obsession for ranting about things dubbed by the agent "unimportant" crap. More traits may include (and are not limited by):
Daydreaming
Compulsive Masturbation
Isolation
Chronic Lying (to his parents)
Enuresis (bed wetting)
Rebelliousness
Nightmares
Destroying Property
Fire Setting
(alleged) Cruelty to Children
Temper Tantrums
Sleep Problems
Assaultive Behavior
Cruelty to Animals
Destroying Possessions
Self-mutilation
Test subject Gabo developed this personality in part because he grew up with many responsibilities, high expectations and pressure from his family, which turned him into a recluse "smarty pants" that individuals in his group have come to accept.
As part of his though discipline regime he was enrolled in the most prestigious high school where he was one of the few that earned an academic excellence Diploma with international "recognition." As an act of defiance that document has been kept in his trousers' drawer for the past eight years.
In college he earned a scholarship to study abroad at the "prestigious" San Diego State University. His academic excellence was capped with a degree in business. Unfortunately, his business degree is worthless in the field… Although it very much pleased his family, Gabo demonstrated to have socialistic, anti-materialistic and "hippie" tendencies. An example of this is his irrational hate for cars, as they represent (for him) the rat race and desire to have a better model, thus being empty materialism.
Gabo's "happiest" time in life was being on a secret mission in Japan for a year and a half, a country he could previously not give two cents about, having a language he did not wish to learn. Perhaps in part influenced by the fact that he looks Asian with a mix of Jewish and was often called "Chinese", as in Mexico, that is what people call all Asians.
His cover job consists of being a Japanese teacher and although he did not enjoy most aspects of living in Japan, he yearns for returning there were he was a bit less "unhappy"
His goal in life is to have a job that allows him to sit down at 4:20 every day eat brownies, indulge the deity "Ganja" and read comic books.
In conclusion the subject may not be fit for active duty in the field and may represent a grave danger to the nation of Israel. His assigned Katsa has since been not in contact with Tel Aviv… we fear for the worst and recommend project GABO to be terminated effective immediately.
-Dr Jon XXXXXXX and Dr Fxxxxx xxxxxxx
Sunday, November 22, 2009
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