Felicidades al Niño!!

This blog post will be dedicated to one of our faithful blog readers: El Niño. Mainly to wish him a happy birthday.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, our little Kid is growing up! He is very special to us at the Three Caballeros. When first we met this young lad, he was one of the most annoying 14 year olds in existence. Of course, his being with us was odd in itself; who brings a 14-year old to a drinking get-together? Julian! That's who! He brought this little, tubby kid to a friend's house and if memory serves me right, left him there after an hour or so. What were we to do? Why, give him a shot to our beer bong, of course! So we get him to drink from it and then we star giving him shit because he can't finish even a can of beer. Oh, the memories. For a while I thought he was going to cry (from the teasing or the liquor, I don't know which one). Still, he took it like a pro, and despite all our berating, he wouldn't go away.


He began gaining some confidence and he started to grow fond of women (which was a good thing as we were starting to get worried). Yes, he was a growing up. Soon he started to go out on his own, made new friends, broadened his horizons but one thing remained the same: mother fucker was an annoying son of a bitch. To this day, he cannot remain still, he will pester and bother anyone in his way, will run around at a moment's notice and demand attention.
Regardless, he's a true friend and a great guy. Despite him growing up, despite him having graduated, despite him having his own business, despite him being way cooler than me, he will always be El Niño.


Happy Birthday, dude!